Tboy's official Helen Hayes coverage is over here at the City Paper blog.
He adds, for the exclusive edification of Tboy's readers, that he did eventually recover his bow tie from that grabby Lynskey woman. And that he has an incriminating photo of the bit where someone attached the "French Pastry" sign (from the dessert table) to her ass. Well, to her bustle.
He cordially invites you to share your stories in the comments below.