Tboy is on vacation

There were nephews to be visited. And what with the new job coming up next week, Tboy figured he'd better visit while the visiting was good.

Now he's been in Augusta, Ga.--yes, he has visited the scene of the shopping-mall drive-through--for three days, and he's remembering why he usually sets that amount of time as the upper limit.  He's upstairs in the spare bedroom at his sister's house, because downstairs:

1. Nephew the Youngest is shrieking. No particular reason. Just shrieking.
2. Nephew the Eldest, who is nominally brushing his teeth, is in fact pretending to brush his teeth while in actuality conducting experiments having to do with determining precisely what mixture of toothpaste and spittle is required to produce an 18-inch string of drool.
3. Nephew the Worst is scratching his behind with one hand while exploring the region of his private parts with the other.

Tboy dearly loves his nephews. But: While he knows he's not exactly a high-risk candidate, he intends to have himself sterilized as soon as the new NPR health bennies kick in.

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