Ladies and gentlemen, we give you... the Zinoplex.
If you haven't been following the comments on the Source thread over here (what, you're waiting for me to post more news?), you've missed the coinage, courtesy of a commenter using the name "because", of what is almost certainly going to become, in short order, the unofficial new name of the ever-burgeoning Studio Theatre complex.
Others have complimented the otherwise anonymous "because" on the sheer beauty and the mild irreverence of "Zinoplex," but Tboy has not as yet offered an opinion. Now, however, he officially joins the chorus:
"Zinoplex." Genius.
There must be T-shirts. Saw you at the Zinoplex. ... Now playing at the Zinoplex. ... Lucky Spinster, you've got the T-shirt hookup -- what say you?
Submit your most inventive T-shirt slogans incorporating the word "Zinoplex," and a jury consisting of Tboy and one or more intoxicated friends will choose the best one. Deadline April 1. Winner receives two free T-shirts* as soon as we come up with a decent design for 'em.
*No additives, preservatives, or cash value. All contest entries become the property of Theaterboy.net, which has no idea what it might want to do with them, but still.
"Zinoplex (Because 'MultiJoy' was taken by a dildo company)"
Posted by: heihachi | Monday, 20 March 2006 at 00:21
Who says she doesn't run that too?
Posted by: dcepticon | Monday, 20 March 2006 at 12:28
Hey, hey, hey, now -- whoa up wit dat.
Posted by: theaterboy | Monday, 20 March 2006 at 12:34
THE ZINOPLEX:
*Evidence that the arts can, in fact, be obscenely profitable.
Posted by: marco | Monday, 20 March 2006 at 17:09
The Zinoplex:
Making up in Zin what it lacks in plexity.
Posted by: marco | Monday, 20 March 2006 at 17:11
"Bringing Joy to Logan Circle Since 1978"
I'm thinking a nice cursive look like an old-school diner.
Posted by: fedward | Monday, 20 March 2006 at 23:49
Tickets to MISS JEAN BRODIE: $52
A cocktail at intermission: $9
Mandatory donation to the Zinoplex, for actors: $200
Having more employee turnover than the Iraqi Parliment: Priceless
Posted by: a former plexite | Tuesday, 21 March 2006 at 10:16
Zinoplex: 2020
"Twenty Theaters No Waiting"
Posted by: Novathespian | Tuesday, 21 March 2006 at 10:21
What is Studio's next season? Have they announced yet? i've seen all the other biggies.
Posted by: curious | Wednesday, 22 March 2006 at 09:46
A night at Zionplex....
Pick your dinner...
Pick your show... Pick your nose....
Always a JOYous occasion!
Posted by: theatergirl | Sunday, 26 March 2006 at 18:26