From the WashPo:
Astronaut Arrested in Love Feud
NASA astronaut faces attempted murder charge in attack on a woman she saw as romantic rival.
Now, maybe I'm confusioned here, but ain't them folk supposed to be trained and vetted and good under pressure and all? I mean, she wore diapers in the car so she could get there in time to meet the damn plane???? Points for planning, I guess, but good lord jeezus...
Also this hilarious bit:
Minister: Haggard Is 'Completely Heterosexual'
Among other likely quotes: "It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."
Yes, um? You in the back, with your hand waving wildly. What's that? Yes, dear, that is what we call denial.
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